The RRCC Coffee Shop

Greetings noble internet navigator, and welcome to the official webnest of the Red Rocks Community College Coffee Shop!

Offline, we offer a myriad of coffee and tea related beverages, as well as cocoas, chais and ciders. Online, we offer… this blurb. Oh, and the word of the day. Enjoy!

Our drip coffees are organic and fairly traded, and artisanally roasted by Boulder Organics and Luna Roasters. We also offer a variety of snacks which are both good for the body and nourishing to the soul, as well as small meals for those long days on campus. Without a doubt, the greatest offering of the RRCC coffee shop is our fantastic staff. We are skilled baristas, jolly spirits and straight up good humans. For the finest in humans, coffee and atmosphere, and the most average in website blurbs, the RRCC coffee shop is the place to be!

REASON TO FREQUENT THE COFFEE SHOP

Reason #7012

It’s the best place in the school to survive the zombie apocalypse.
Between the plethora of oddly angled walls (which obviously confuse and deter zombies) and the giant accordion gates (which make for wonderfully suspenseful ‘arm through the fence, grab the weakest survivor’ moments) this shop is SAFE. We even have a tiny opening into the ceiling for when provisions run dry and we need to make an (undoubtedly disastrous) escape! Oh, and you want to talk supplies? We have mac n’ cheese, orange crush and mayonnaise packets to last us days! (Or, depending on how much we like mayonnaise, minutes.) Anyway, by choosing to spend your apocalypse with us at the coffee shop, you will be privy to the very finest that Armageddon has to offer.